* You know you are from Missouri when: *
August 4th, 2006 at 12:37 pm1. You’ve never met any celebrities.
2. Everyone you know has been on a “Float Trip”.
3. “Vacation” means driving to Silver Dollar City, Worlds of Fun or Six Flags.
4. You’ve seen all the biggest bands ten years AFTER they were popular.
5. You measure distance in minutes rather than miles. For example, “Well, Webb City’s only 20 […]